So here are a few highlights of working with an investment banker last week:
1. I got to hang around his mansion. (always a plus)
2. I got to find out every detail about him, his girlfriend, ex-wife, and all 3 children. Some people are way too trusting. I even have SS numbers. If I wanted to steal or sell his identity. It could be done quite easily.
3. I got to plan details for his one day with the twins since he hadn't seen them in about 2 or 3 weeks (ex wife has custody). He literally had no idea what to do with the children, mind you they are his children.
4. But hands down best part of the week was finding escorts *cough cough* I mean models for his trade show. He gave me the whole I'm not sexist or anything like that talk and said but you know at the end of the day men are stupid and they fall for a pretty face. So I need the sexiest girls you can find to work for me. So, I spent two hours creating a slide show for him to peruse through. Yes I did have to swallow my feminist pride. I was not a happy camper.
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I'm going to quote a kinda sleezy movie (The Player's Club) but I think it applies: "Make the money, don't let it make you."
ReplyDeleteYou know who you are and you know your values so you're not going to let this temp job change you. Besides, he knows he's wrong but he's keeping up with appearances.